Ugstravaganza Group 9 Results and a Contest at PATP

First up, you should GO TO PLAY AT THE PLATE AND DECREASE MY ODDS OF WINNING HIS CONTEST. There. Sufficiently pimped.

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Second, here be the Group 9 results of the Ugstravaganza, in decreasing ugliness. The final group of the opening round will be up later today. Go Reds.