Ugly Card Ugstravanganza

I'm trying to find the ugliest Reds card in my collection. All sorts of wonderful cards get showcased on all of our blogs. It's time to recognize the hideous. The grotesque. The plain old ugly. You'll find 90's inserts, disembodied heads, disinterested mugshots, and the 1980's. Here are my selection rules:
1. Reds only. Not even multi-team-including-a-Red ugliness. There shall be just Reds ugly.

2. Do not confuse nostalgia with non-ugliness. I love those gaudy 90's inserts as much as you do. I was a 90's child. But man are some of them ugly.

3. Do not confuse boring with ugly (hello, early 80's Fleer)

4. Upon viewing, I must have said "Ew." Or "Ugh." Or any variant thereof.

Unfortunately, some of the ugliness was too ugly for my scanner, due to glare. Good thinking, if you're ugly, to sabotage the machinery.

I will most definitely be offending some of you with my choices. I am eager to hear about it in the comments. 

Tourney setup:

Opening Round: 10 rounds of 10 ugly cards each. Vote for 5. Top 6 move on.

Brackets: Seed the 60 "victors" of the Opening Round into a classic single elimination bracket, with the top 4 vote-getters receiving a bye.

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Opening Round Group 10

1995 Ultra AS Barry Larkin
1981 Topps Mario Soto
1988 Classic Blue Eric Davis
2013 Triple Play Jay Bruce
1999 Omega Pokey Reese
1989 J.J. Nissen Eric Davis
1988 Fleer Superstars Eric Davis
2006 A&G Perez Ken Griffey Jr.
2009 Goudey Dave Concepcion
1996 Finest Barry Larkin

Opening Round Group 9

1990 Classic Blue Rolando Roomes
1998 Circa Thunder Willie Greene 

1988 Nestle Buddy Bell 

1993 Cardtoons Rob Quibble (Dibble) 

1990 Donruss Diamond Kings John Franco 

1987 Fleer Game Winners Ron Robinson 

1988 Fleer All Star Team Eric Davis 

1997 Circa Pete Schourek 

2000 Fleer Tradition Dmitri Young 

2004 Throwback Threads Century Stars Joe Morgan

Opening Round: Group 8

1990 Topps Traded Lou Piniella
2001 Kahn's Reds Mr. Red
1990 Fleer AW Eric Davis
2001 Topps Gallery Sean Casey
2000 Fleer E-X D.J. Cromer
1996 Studio Barry Larkin
2010 National Chicle Edinson Volquez
2001 Topps Stars Gookie Dawkins
1998 UD3 Brett Tomko
2003 UD Play Ball Adam Dunn

Opening Round: Group 7

1979 Topps Reds Prospects LaCoss/Oester/Spilman
2006 Bowman Heritage Scott Hatteberg

2003 Bowman Futures Game Prosepects Jerseys Wily Mo Pena

1990 ProCards A/AA Reggie Sanders

1998 Pacific Aurora Lenny Harris

1998 Pacific Omega Willie Greene

2005 Upper Deck ESPN Sportscenter Swatches Adam Dunn

1996 Topps Barry Larkin Star Power 

2010 Topps National Chicle Joey Votto

2009 TriStar Prospects Plus Bradley Boxberger

Opening Round: Group 6

1989 Donruss Diamond Kings Chris Sabo
1989 Swell Baseball Greats Johnny Vander Meer

1997 Pinnacle Inside Barry Larkin

2000 Upper Deck Victoy Big Play Makers Sean Casey

2002 Topps 206 Juan Encarnacion

1992 Score Rookies Mo Sanford

2003 Upper Deck Reflections Relics Adam Dunn

2001 Upper Deck Vintage Rookies Clark/Riedling/Bell

1992 Bowman Willie Greene

2010 Topps Opening Day Topps Town Stars Jay Bruce

Opening Round: Group 5

2005 Throwback Threads Century Stars Austin Kearns
1993 Upper Deck Glow Stars Barry Larkin
1989 Fleer Superstars Chris Sabo
2006 Topps Co-Signers Adam Dunn
2004 Bowman Futures Relics Stephen Smitherman
1997 Topps Stars Barry Larkin
2012 Goodwin Champions Pete Rose
2005 Fleer Tradition Paul Wilson
2002 Fleer Platinum Perez/Kluszewski
1999 Metal Universe Building Blocks Mike Frank

Opening Round: Group 4

1996 Score Numbers Game Reggie Sanders
1992 Ultra Pro Promos Hal Morris
2004 Fleer National Pastime Jersey Austin Kearns
1999 UD Ionix Sean Casey
1998 Pacific Online Scott Winchester
2002 Topps Pristine In the Gap Jersey Adam Dunn
1989 Fleer Baseball MVP's Danny Jackson
1995 Fleer John Courtright
2000 Pacific Prism Rapture Gold Travis Dawkins
1974 Topps Sparky Anderson/Coaches

Opening Round: Group 3

1986 Fleer All Stars Dave Parker
1997 UD3 Barry Larkin
1996 Topps Gallery Bret Boone
1961 Topps Reds Coaches
1992 Stadium Club Dome Calvin Reese
1984 Donruss DK Dave Concepcion
2000 Upper Deck Victory Stat Leaders
2001 UD Decade 70's Disco Era Dandies Johnny Bench
2001 Fleer Tradition Team Leaders
2011 Donruss Elite Extra Edition Jay Bruce

Opening Round: Group 2

2010 Topps 206 Joey Votto
2005 Topps Update All Star Stitches Felipe Lopez
2014 Topps Heritage Mat Latos
2000 Just Memorabilia Just Gems Gookie Dawkins
1949 Bowman Herman Wehmeier
1995 Stadium Club Ring Leaders Kevin Mitchell
1991 Classic Four Sport Calvin Reese
1994 Select Kevin Mitchell
2004 Leaf Picture Perfect Bats Austin Kearns
2011 Goodwin Champions Johnny Bench

Opening Round: Group 1

1990 Donruss Scott Scudder
1996 Metal Reggie Sanders
1984 Ralston Purina Dave Concepcion
1994 Bowman's Best Tim Belk
2005 Donruss Zenith Z-Bats Adam Dunn
2003 Upper Deck Vintage Reds Team Lineup
1993 Score Bip Roberts Season Highlight
1988 Fleer Baseball All Stars John Franco
2005 Bowman Heritage Mahogany Felipe Lopez
1996 Stadium Club Midsummer Matchups Ron Gant