For those of you who don't remember the specifics, Aristides Aquino was left for dead in Billings, Montana, changed his batting stance to one where he was fully facing the pitcher, blew the roof off the minors, then, in 2019, became the first player in the history of baseball to hit 10 homers in his first 16 games and the first rookie to hit 14 homers in any month, much less his first.
During those 16 games The Punisher was hitting .353 with an OPS of 1.361. His card prices were going bonkos and I had a Panini Elite autograph parallel /100. I picked it up for a buck fifty when he was just a fledgling single-A guy, and sold it for well over a hundred during this run. I've only done this for him and Rece Hinds because the prices were too insane to ignore.
Then the league figured out he couldn't hit breaking balls. Like, at all. Outside of that first month, Aquino played in about 200 games and hit about .190. Not good, Jim.
This means that his autos were practically being thrown away on COMC a few years later. Enjoy what was, at one point, one hundred thousand dollars worth of Aquino autos. Give or take.
Dear Cincinnati. Please stop hitting like Aristides Aquino and please start hitting like Aristides Aquino.
Go Redlegs.



















1931 W517 Strip Cards Pete Donahue





















