Saturday, August 8, 2015

The Cincinnati Reds All-Name Team

Over 1,900 men have donned the Cincinnati Red. Let's make a 25-man roster with the best names of the bunch, shall we?

First, honorable mention to the "I Don't Have Any Cards of These Guys Squad"

P Mysterious Walker
1B High Pockets Kelly
2B Cookie Rojas
SS Boob Fowler
3B Rabbit Robinson
OF Rebel Oakes
OF Pop Corkhill
OF Cuckoo Christensen

Alrighty, back to business.

STARTING ROTATION:

P Billy McCool (1964-1968)

P Corky Valentine (1954-1955)

P Eppa Rixey (1921-1933)

P Johnny Vander Meer (1937-1949)

P Bubba Church (1952-1953)

THE BULLPEN:
P Todd Van Poppel (2003-2004)

P Candy Sierra (1988)

P Logan Ondrusek (2010-2014)

P Rawly Eastwick (1974-1977)

STARTING LINEUP:
C Corky Miller (2001-2004, 2009-2013)

1B Neftali Soto (2013-2014)

2B Rocky Bridges (1953-1957)

SS Didi Gregorius (2012)

3B Skeeter Barnes (1983-1989)

OF Greasy Neale (1916-1924)

OF Deion Sanders (1994-1995, 1997, 2001)

OF Pid Purdy (1927-1929)

THE BENCH:
C Smoky Burgess (1955-1958)

IF Yonder Alonso (2010-2011)

IF Bip Roberts (1992-1993)

IF Pokey Reese (1997-2001)

IF Gookie Dawkins (1999-2002)

OF Wildfire Craft (1937-1942)

OF Kalvoski Daniels (1986-1989)

OF Vada Pinson (1958-1968)

MANAGER:
Sparky Anderson (1970-1978)

Go Reds.

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